i walk a lonely road
the only one that i have ever known
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later
my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever
- Me: *throws book seductively onto bed*
- Me: *leaps passionately onto bed after book*